Have you read Josselin's Queer Survivor? It is, like so many fics with good Brian characterization, Brian/Justin. And it gets really, really schmoopy at the end. But the main part of the fic is incredibly funny and Brian is his wonderful, manipulative alpha-bastard self.

I agree with your assessment of 99.9% of B/J and B/M fics, by the way. Why is it that so many authors want to tame Brian, when it's Brian's wildness that makes him so damned attractive?