i am the one you are looking for

::laughs:: ::sighs: ::shakes head:: ::laughs again::

Man, Laura, you really get 'em, don't you?

I think I'm going to go search for a fic where Buffy gets pregnant after she rapes Spike and then gives birth to a male slayer whom Willow promptly performs a slash spell on. Meanwhile, Spike runs off with Angel to avoid his parental responsibilities.

You got one of those there? ;)