Fan mail to Spike (Not Marsters. Spike.)

[rusty_halo]

Seriously. I get at least one of these a month.

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
[name removed to protect the innocent] on Friday, June 30, 2006 at 12:22:42
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comments: Hello Spike.
My name is Celena, i am 13 years old and i wondering if you could send a autografh to me? I lives in Sweden and i have write a book
abot you and Angel, you see that i am in love with a guy i think is VERY sexiii and the book´ name is: Love?? Vampirelife?? It its
come out to the world you maby could read it??
You will reconice it, i promes.... And i love when you are a vampire!! Yeah thats it´s i hope you will read my book!
And my adress is:
[name and address removed]
63343 Eskilstuna
Sweden
Thanxx!

In other news: JetBlue, I hate you.

Comments

[darcydodo]

.......

Just, .........

And that's really all I have to say.

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

My 12 year old is so much smarter than that, thank the Gods.

[poisoninjest.livejournal.com]

My ambition in life now is to be VERY sexiii.

Best email of this type I ever got was the girl who seemed to think I was a writer on the show, and was begging for a role playing Giles's long-lost vampire daughter. ::sigh::

[taramisu.livejournal.com]

Don't these people just make you appreciate your own intelligence level? I mean, really!

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

This really made a hard work day much more endurable. I really laughed so hard I was kind of choking. Sexiii. That's going in my vocabularly RIGHT NOW.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is, it's really a 53 year old trucker from Cleveland named Butch.

No refund/exchange from Jetblue?

Sexiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

[amerella.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. That's the best ever.

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

Dude. Give me her address and I'll send her Spike's autograph. I'll do him proud.

And, I think she used an online Sweedish to English translator.

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the aliens in Galaxy Quest.

[bloodypoetry.livejournal.com]

Yeaaa.....I got an email like that once....from a video. Someone thought I was James....cause I made a video....*blinks slowly*

[d-irge.livejournal.com]

You mean you're not? ::runs away sobbing::

[bloodypoetry.livejournal.com]

For you, I can be...*wink*

[james-translate.livejournal.com]

...

Ah yes, I know that type. Sadly, there are always some around.

I should consider myself happy I never got fan mail addressed to the DEAD actor I once had a page about... Apparently, people grasp more easily the concept of "once lived, but now is dead" than "is a vampire and has obviously never existed in this world".