Dude, I know! I was thinking about him. I just... I think ultimately I got fed up with how unimportant he turned out to be, and how he was basically just a lesson for Harry and not much of a character in his own right. (I mean, he was, but mostly it was little hints Rowling dropped that fandom embellished.)

But, yeah, you're right. He definitely fits most of these criteria, and I do still love him.