feeling sane in comparison…

[rusty_halo]

“I once tried to explain to one of the Boy Witch performers (I won’t name names) just why I was so infatuated with his performance. I kept trying to convey that it was not his penis, but the Boy Witch EYES that I am drawn to— you know, the way Boy Witch sucks you in and seduces you with that sideways, under the floppy hair glance that says I own you and I know you want me and you WILL follow me. I mean, I was so earnest, but even mentioning the penis made me sound like an idiot. And a perv. But I really wanted to convey that it had nothing to do with the nudity. And the more I tried to explain it, the more embarrassing it became.”

(source)

OMG Sleep No More fandom.

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Comments

[king_touchy]

I am coming back. Not sure when, but I've talked a handful of friends into coming with me. They are up for the adventure.

We'll take the Chinatown bus, split a hotel. It'll be awesome.

[rusty_halo]

Yay, glad you're coming back! Keep me posted as to when. :)

[carolyn_claire]

"It's totally not about your naked penis! I'm only even bringing your naked penis up in order to tell you that it's not about your naked penis! Which I absolutely won't be staring at next time I watch you, so don't be worrying that I'm perving over your naked penis! Because I'm totally not!" lol

[rusty_halo]

LOL!

There is no socially acceptable way to explain to an actor why you are infatuated with them. The only way to win that game is not to play.