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( I am Severus Snape )

*is highly amused*

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John Oliver from the Daily Show is performing tonight at a bar near my apartment, and I can't find anyone to go with me.

How is it that one can live in the center of the cultural universe and yet feel completely alone?


*debates whether the coolness of seeing my favorite correspondent will be worth the awkwardness of being there alone*