(Moral of the story: never go to a sci-fi convention?)

No man, that's not it. It's *truth* that got you; *reality*, in a broader sense because I never saw any of that, only heard about it...but somewhere, at some time, the rose-colored pearle visions fell off and they wouldn't fit again. I can't even bring myself to watch any clips, despite how hot barrowman is.

::is proud of your subversive post::