rusty_halo ([personal profile] rusty_halo) wrote2005-03-16 06:03 pm

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[This post jumps randomly from topic to topic. I apologize.]

OH my god. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

This is ridiculously lame. What the hell is wrong with Sascha Konietzko?

Clearly, I've been reading the sick city board way too much. It's kind of addictive, and immensely entertaining, even though I don't think I'd fit in at all, and so haven't posted. Plus it seems like everyone there has known each other for years, and they enjoy ripping newbies to shreds.

But... entertaining. (I'm actually starting to know all the regulars and their personalities, which is just sad.)

*sigh*

I'm depressed that KMFDM is coming out with a new DVD and Raymond Watts probably won't be on it. He is the most entertaining thing, by far, in any of the previous DVDs. I'm not sure there's much point in buying it without him. I mean, otherwise it's just the dour German guy and the boring American chick. The whole point of the KMFDM backstage footage is to laugh at Raymond being a dork. And onstage, he's got the most presence by far.

Maybe they'll include some old footage or something. They've got to have some interesting unreleased stuff in their archives....

I thought this Pig obsession was going to go away quickly, but it only seems to be getting stronger. It's been over four months, now, and hasn't waned at all. The man has been releasing material for over 20 years and has been incredibly prolific. I've finally got all the Pig albums, but there's still singles, EPs, Japanese versions, LPs, remixes, covers, compilations, side projects, appearances on KMFDM albums that I don't own, etc. Then there's Pig videos (which I have no clue how to obtain, though people on thesickcity have them and won't share), live bootlegs of Pig and of Watts with KMFDM... not to mention interviews and internet archives to search through for information: old newsgroups, yahoo groups, ezboards, old websites, some only visible through archive.org. And so on. Massive amounts of stuff to keep me entertained for a while longer.

It is weird being in the grip of obsession like this. I absorb so much, so quickly. I mean, honestly, when else would I have the patience or motivation to glean through hundreds of old website postings for every speck of information?

Musically it's been delightful. The man is a genius. I am continually astounded by the cleverness and depth of lyrics, and the intricacy and passion of the music.

It sucks terribly that nothing's happening now, though. I'd drop everything and fly to London tomorrow if Watts were playing a show. But it looks likely that this is pretty much a dead/dying fandom.

Today is a very exciting day. It is the official opening of the Whole Foods at Union Square. I am incredibly excited. It's huge and they have everything, all the natural organic vegan stuff that I buy, at better prices than anywhere else, and it's so close to my home and work. Normally I'm not fond of big chain stores driving out the little guys, but I'm hoping and praying that they'll drive the hideous local health food store out of business. (It's called Healthy Pleasures/Wholesome Market, and is known for lying about what's vegan, passing off crappy old canned vegetables and meat as organic, and having horribly unsanitary conditions).

So for lunch today, I had vegan chocolate truffles, vegan pesto tortellini, falafel, baked plantains, cranberry-walnut cous cous salad, tofu egg salad, an Indian medley (chickpeas, eggplant and potatoes, vegetable biriyani), fried rice, and guacamole). Everything is well labeled so that you can tell easily what's vegan, and the options are endless: juice bar, coffee bar, sushi bar, fresh salad ingredients, Indian food, Mexican food, pretty much any type of food you can imagine with massive amounts of well-labelled vegan and vegetarian stuff. Plus baked goods, a chocolate section.... I could go on. I could eat here every day if I want; it's virtually next to my office.

I repeat: vegan pesto tortellini.

I'm really inordinantly excited about this.

[livejournal.com profile] dizenchanted, did you see this? Or this? The new bio is hilarious; for example:

At the height of their career, LAW AND ORDER garnered significant video airplay on MTV with their singles "We Don't See God" and "Soul Inside". The band also received a "KKKKK" review (the highest honor) in the UK's infamous Kerrang Magazine, as well as touring with the likes of Platinum artists such as Pearl Jam and Blind Melon.

And other such bullshit. Yeah, they were big time. I didn't realize that a few airings on Headbanger's Ball counts as "significant."

I wonder if the record is worth buying. The idea of paying money for something like that is kind of funny.
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[identity profile] 10zlaine.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
We are totally going food shopping when I come down, and instead of eating out, we'll just stuff our faces in front of the tube with the great stuff we just got...

[identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah.

[identity profile] queenofattolia.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's too bad there are still no Trader Joe's stores in Manhattan, because they carry almost all the vegan stuff you find at Whole Foods, only at half the price. My husband (a vegan) would be lost without TJ's and in a lesser sense Whole Foods. I myself love WF -- it's the closest thing we have here to the great Manhattan stores like Dean and Deluca, Fairway and Balducci's.

[identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, cool--I've never been to Trader Joe's.

Whole Foods is cheaper than the health food stores I've been going to (Natural Green on 3rd & 16th, Healthy Pleasures on University & 11th). And it's got a better selection and higher quality. So I'm satisfied. :)

[identity profile] dizenchanted.livejournal.com 2005-03-16 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
How LAME. At least I have Phil's cell number now...

[identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, your Phil obsession makes NO sense. He's a dork!

The "Soul Inside" video may be the crappiest excuse for a music video I've ever seen, and he's the genius behind that one.

Heh, I'd blame the failure of the band on that crappy follow-up single & video, moreso than on MCA or grunge...

So are you going to stalk Phil now? :P
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[personal profile] aea 2005-03-17 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
I like how Head seems to be down with the G.O.D. They've got a mad wicked connection.

Dorky Watts- I have that one video where he complains about his corset. I wish I had some PIG stuff to share, but I'm lacking, too.

Youa re such a good eater. I never stop in the market to buy anything. Very bad.

[identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com 2005-03-17 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
That Head thing is just hilarious. What a self-important delusional dork. I can't wait for the day he comes down off whatever he's on and begs to be let back into Korn....

That's the Beat by Beat video, with Watts in the corset. Plus him, convinced he's got a deadly lung infection, trying to wheedle Sascha into giving him antibiotics. Fun stuff.

He's pretty much the only entertaining part of the behind-the-scenes on the other two KMFDM DVDs, too. WWIII is particularly entertaining: Watts in the studio screwing up vocals, Watts freaking out when the plane takes off on their whale watching trip (the whole "KMFDM Goes Whale Watching" segment is great), Watts plotting to throw the video camera guy out the tour bus window....

I'm not having any luck with the Pig videos, but I'm looking into KMFDM bootlegs with Watts as the singer....