Apparently Lucifer "eats too loud" and keeps her awake at night.
::laughs:: Oh, my god, the crunching, the terrible, terrible crunching of his hideous jaws! Aieeeee!
That's what happens when you name your cat after a demon. I'm just sayin' - it starts out innocently enough, but pretty soon, he's nipping to hell for a late-night snack of damned souls, and you know, unless he crunches 'em head first, it's all moan, moan, moan. ;)
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Date: 2006-06-26 07:21 am (UTC)::laughs:: Oh, my god, the crunching, the terrible, terrible crunching of his hideous jaws! Aieeeee!
That's what happens when you name your cat after a demon. I'm just sayin' - it starts out innocently enough, but pretty soon, he's nipping to hell for a late-night snack of damned souls, and you know, unless he crunches 'em head first, it's all moan, moan, moan. ;)