Men Who Are Or Once Were CUTE

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I have just managed to amuse myself greatly, and I feel compelled to share the entertainment with others who will understand.

I found a chart I made of “Men Who Are Or Once Were CUTE” as of January 1994, when I was eleven years old. This is like the prototypical document of the obsessive fangirl.

It’s an attempt to compile a list of every attractive male actor, ever. In alphabetical order, with a color-coded key to identify the traits of each one.

Notice anything odd about the list of traits?

Yes, between "singer" and "especially cute," there is a red colored dot to indicate which cute actors HAPPEN TO BE DEAD.

I also wonder what the distinction was between "old" and "not especially young, not old, old," and am deeply embarrassed at my use of the phrase "hot teen shows."

Man, my eleven-year-old self was weird.

Current Mood: weird

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