wow. if you convince them to hire me too, i will... man... i dunno... do anything. i'd wash your dishes, ad infinitum. and that's really saying a lot. just ask anyone who knows me. i'd sooner be attacked with a staple gun than do dishes.
wait... no... i'd let you attack me with a staple gun.
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no – hold on. i can do it. yes. i, irfikos, will do your dishes. there. i said it. (or at least i will purchase new ones to replace them for you daily.)
so... uh... when can i start?
(all the graphic design gigs around here are sports related. i hate sports almost as much as doing dishes. grumble)
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Date: 2003-07-25 10:54 pm (UTC)wait... no... i'd let you attack me with a staple gun.
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no – hold on. i can do it. yes. i, irfikos, will do your dishes. there. i said it. (or at least i will purchase new ones to replace them for you daily.)
so... uh... when can i start?
(all the graphic design gigs around here are sports related. i hate sports almost as much as doing dishes. grumble)