Search phrases

[rusty_halo]

I always find this amusing. People have typed these terms into search engines and arrived at All About Spike:

naked guys finland saunas
the ugliest fucking massacre ever
fingernails
sex spell
putin slash fiction
the goon show tales of a men s shirt s
is spike with fred?
redemption for evil people
has spike from buffy ever seen blade and blade 2
piglet as devil
buffy/spike fanfic evil desire
stunt c cks
audio of penis penetration female orgasm
buffy and smut and spike and gravestone
porn of spike in buffy the vampire slayer
how did people go to africa?
she stroked her stockinged legs
photos girls seeing urinals
sadistic spike trampling
curved couches
xander/spike nc-17 slash is having dreams about spike slash
three-tined trowel
nazi nc-17 stories
abone
naked photos on james marsters
comic book power armor
buffy worm
russian steam bath fanfic
drunk and naked in saunas
paper mache mummy case
buffy has a boyfriend called spike
spike loony toons
girls walk by in their summer clothes and i have to close my eyes
1950 s stilettos
butt morphs
how to clean blood from suede
neuter
pictures of ancient greece slayery
limb removal punishment fiction
eyelids inside out

Comments

[onetwomany.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha

photos girls seeing urinals
sadistic spike trampling
paper mache mummy case
butt morphs
limb removal punishment fiction
eyelids inside out

Umm...Actually, no, I don’t want to know…

[kumi.livejournal.com]

russian steam bath fanfic

Ummm.... I don't get this one. Maybe one word match "fanfic"???

[octopedingenue]

I'm not sure if this what the searching-person ended up finding, but my mind went immediately to this story as the most prominent example of the 'genre'... :)

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my guess is that the search engine took them to that story.

[tiashome.livejournal.com]

Good grief, so funny ;-)
You could play guess the age and/or sex on some of these ...

buffy has a boyfriend called spike
12?

[eliade.livejournal.com]

Butt morphs! You've caught me.

*snerk*

[witling.livejournal.com]

Dude! That's mine! That's Modus Vivendi!

Heeeeeeeee.

Darkest Buttcromicon, dude.

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Yup, that one's yours.

"I think it has something to do with adult butts. When you turn twenty, your butt morphs and you can't swing anymore."

[witling.livejournal.com]

Deathless prose, that.

Heee.

[witling.livejournal.com]

Which, now that I read it out of context, is pretty funny. That whole 'you can't swing anymore' thing. Heeeeee. Sheesh. I'm tired, I need to go home.

[netweight]

how to clean blood from suede

Imagine the surprise. LOL

[carolyn-claire.livejournal.com]

I want to read the story about the photos of girls seeing urinals. Are they drunk and naked in a sauna? Do they have all their limbs?

Oh, Redemption for Evil People? I took that in the summer intercession.

[wickedprincess3.livejournal.com]

is spike with fred?
For some reason this is my favorite as imagine some forlorn slightly spoiled shipper typing this into google as if it were the magic 8 ball waiting to be told the evil! fate of Spike/Fred

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Hee. I know. Like the search engine is going to spit out all the secrets of the universe in response to their question.

[gwynnega]

audio of penis penetration female orgasm
buffy and smut and spike and gravestone

sadistic spike trampling
curved couches

Heeheehee. Some of these are haiku-like. I'm tempted to use them in my poems.

paper mache mummy case

Should be a band name. Hee!

[miggy.livejournal.com]

sadistic spike trampling

Hmm. Well, that works as a meta comment on some of my stuff (though I'm currently engaged in sadistic Xander trampling), but I don't think any of my stuff can be blamed for that search succeeding.

[jodyorjen.livejournal.com]

I am very amused by imagining a gardener searching for "three-tined trowel" and landing smack in the middle of Buffy fandom. Smith & Hawken we ain't, that's for sure.

[xanphibian.livejournal.com]

Bwah! I love these.

nazi nc-17 stories

Um, yeah. *raises eyebrow*

[gwyn-r.livejournal.com]

I just adore this kind of thing. I used to sit and watch Metacrawler's ID thingie, where you could watch what people were searching for, and it would auto refresh. I still love checking my stats page once in a while and seeing what people are searching for. Back in XF fandom days, i got some doozies. But seriously, I don't think any of them compare with limb removal punishment fiction. Or, you know, butt morphing.

[mintwitch.livejournal.com]

paper mache' mummy case

Can I have this? Please? As a title or something? Please? Even though it's a google and probably not *technically* yours... can I have it, can I, can I???

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Go for it. Not like it's mine. :)

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

I've been meaning to do this for ages and still haven't gotten around to it but I really want to see a single fanfic written incorporating all of these phrases sensibly into one story. Any takers? I'll do it myself but probably won't have time to do it until Christmas holidays. If I'm feeling energetic I may give it a go on Monday, which is Thanksgiving and a holiday here in Canada but I was planning to clean my apartment thoroughly but if noone writes this I may attempt it. :-)

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

If you do have a chance to do it, please share! It sounds very amusing.