You shouldn't worry about the dogs, because, do you know what? Every time you save a animal in distress, The King of whatever that animal is takes note of it: so, if you rescue, saw, a grasshopper from drowning in the swimming pool, the King of the Grasshoppers knows about it, and if you are ever in trouble, he or his minions will come and rescue you. So I'm sure that either the King of the Cats would come and save you, or else the Emperor of the Dogs would intervene on your behalf, saying "No! This is a good and worthy person, treat them with all honour, as you would another dog and give them a biscuit!" And yes, I've read WAY too many Rupert the Bear books. And they would congratulate you on your success in your studies too. xxx
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All Hail The King of the Grasshoppers
Date: 2004-05-19 06:49 am (UTC)Every time you save a animal in distress, The King of whatever that animal is takes note of it: so, if you rescue, saw, a grasshopper from drowning in the swimming pool, the King of the Grasshoppers knows about it, and if you are ever in trouble, he or his minions will come and rescue you.
So I'm sure that either the King of the Cats would come and save you, or else the Emperor of the Dogs would intervene on your behalf, saying "No! This is a good and worthy person, treat them with all honour, as you would another dog and give them a biscuit!" And yes, I've read WAY too many Rupert the Bear books.
And they would congratulate you on your success in your studies too.
xxx