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[rusty_halo]

Um, so I just realized yesterday that I haven't been getting email from All About Spike for over a month.

I figured out the problem and fixed it, but it's kind of insane that it took me a month to notice. (Admittedly I was on vacation for much of it, but still.)

So, er, sorry about that. If you sent me anything important through the web form there, you may want to re-send it.

And if you see any nasty reviews on the site, let me know, as I wasn't able to check them.

Ahh, so now that it's working, look at the gems I am getting once again:

I wanted to conteact Mr. Joss Whedon about casting for Wonder Woman. Catherine Zeta-Jones is the perfect person to play her. It would be a dis-service to put Katie Holmes in that position. I have always thought that Wonder Woman should be out there. Like so many, I am a die-hard fan. I understand you worked with Katie, but you want this movie to shine and do justice to Lynda Carter; you definately need Catherine Zeta-Jones, and maybe even her husband as Steve Trevor.
Sincerely, a fan who created a screenplay of her own.

This is actually quite a bit better than the usual ten year old girls begging James Marsters to have sex with them.

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[paratti.livejournal.com]

Whedon would never hire CZJ - she looks like an adult woman.

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Good point.

[soundingsea.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh. Do these supergeniuses realize that you don't, in fact, work with Mr. Whedon?

it would be funny if it weren't so sad.

No, wait. It's still funny.

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's funny. And sad. But mostly funny.

Sometimes they address the letters to "Spike" and give him advice for how to interact with Buffy, or tell him to leave her for them.

The slightly more sane ones address their letters to "James Marsters" and tell him how wonderful he is and beg him to meet with them.

The slightly more sane than that ones realize that I am not James Marsters, but ask for his contact info or ask me to forward him stuff where they beg him to sleep with them.

And then there's the random ones that ask "What was the episode where Willow turned into a vampire?" or "Can you help me find that fic where Spike gets Buffy pregnant?"

None of them, of course, come anywhere close to using proper spelling and grammar.

*sigh*

I think the ratio is probably three raving/insane emails for every one sane email.

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

*makes ick face*

Michael Douglas as Steve Trevor?!?

And why does the movie need to do justice to Lynda Carter? Did any of the Batman movies do "justice" to Adam West? Or the Spider-Man films to Nicholas Hammond?

[jerrymcl89.livejournal.com]

So, who are you planning to make Joss cast ?

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Erm... I'm going to tell him to forget all this silly Hollywood bullshit and go make the soulless-Spike-gets-redeemed TV movie!

And he'll listen to me because I have the power of the, uh ... fanfiction website?

[sp23.livejournal.com]

I had no idea you got such wack e-mails. Nor was I aware that Spike was a living being that could take relationship advice from delusional fangirls.

::is amazed::

So the next time you speak with Joss regarding <i>Wonder Woman</i>, tell him I said 'hey', okay? :)

[irfikos.livejournal.com]

O, u cant fool us. We know its really you, James "Spike" Masters. we all no theres not reely a "Laura" person. its you're seeekrit identity James.

why dont u replay too my emails!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u no I love u more than Buffy Spike!!!!!!!

I mean... uh... James.


ohhhhhh, im SOOOO confused!

::smooooooooches::

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, don't SCARE me like that! You're really a screechy little JM fangirl in disguise, aren't you? That was a little too realistic for comfort... :P

[chenanceou.livejournal.com]

This is actually quite a bit better than the usual ten year old girls begging James Marsters to have sex with them.

I'm looking at the ones I have here at home (9 & 12) and it fills me with terror. *SHUDDER*

BTW - I got us the tickets for that Jonathan Strange thing. :)

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Cool! When are you coming to NYC?

[chenanceou.livejournal.com]

My visa willing, I should be there for this and the rest of September - it's been a while!

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Awesome. :)