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[rusty_halo]

I'm home! I love New York City. I love my own bed, my computer, my apartment, my cats, and my MANY MANY VEGAN RESTAURANTS WITHIN ORDERING DISTANCE.

Despite sleeping 12 hours last night--totally missing Veronica Mars--I'm still completely exhausted. Some kind of trip report will come later, when I start to feel alive again.

For your amusement, the top phrases searched at All About Spike last week:

- 7 for "mated"
- 4 for "buffy ís pregnant"
- 3 for "buffy is pregnant"
- 3 for "circumsized"
- 3 for "daddy"
- 3 for "impotent"
- 3 for "pregnant buffy"
- 2 for "all of heaven in a rage"
- 2 for "ass vibrator"
- 2 for "buffys pregnancy"

Comments

[meko00.livejournal.com]

I must say my absolute favourite is "circumsized". *coughs* Making things smaller or...?

[chase820.livejournal.com]

What is up with all the babyfic? I find 98% of those unreadable, myself.

But I'm weird that way.

[wickedprincess3.livejournal.com]

O.o people have some scary pregnant homemaker fetishes.

[herself_nyc]

scary pregnant homemaker fetishes

:: raises hand sheepishly ::

[fishsanwitt]

"circumsized" - ROTFLMAO!

[aea]

I confess, ass vibrator was me.
:/
Last night Veronica was pre-empted for a basketball game. I'm hoping the rerun is on tonight.

[10zlaine.livejournal.com]

you: yay! ded; home

me: ugh; swamped; home

[drujan.livejournal.com]

Hey, I was totally counting on YOU to do the trip report. What gives? ;-)

At least YOU did NOT have to miss your connection flight due to fucking stupid Delta being late 15 fucking stupid minutes, and then run and ride and RUN AGAIN, until you are sweating like a PIG, through the MONSTROUSLY HUGE Atlanta airport to try to catch your flight only to miss it because it was overbooked, and the doors were closed EARLY because YOUR seat was given to some lucky bastard, and then find out everything else was overbooked as well (BAD, BAD!Delta), and then RUN and RIDE and RUN through the airport AGAIN, COMPETING against your fellow unlucky passengers who missed THEIR flight as well, joking on the way that all of you are on some stupid fucking Amazing Race-like mission where only the winner gets to fly home (meanwhile everyone is SERIOUS about cutting in and being the first at the NEXT Holy Grail-like gate), only to be told NO, you will NOT get on THAT plane either, or THAT one, or...

And you finally by some miracle (THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!) get on the VERY LAST flight to NYC, by mere happy accident after serious (I mean, HARD CORE!) flirting and begging with flight attendant, who all of a sudden takes pity on you and changes his mind and suddenly winks at you "OH, WAIT, YES, you Miss ARE confirmed on this flight after all, here's your boarding pass, wink-wink" (no doubt that boarding pass taken from some unlucky bastard this time around and given to YOU instead, because you were so pitiful and hopeful and flirty and shameless...)...

And then you have to sit on the very last row, NEXT to a SCREAMING newborn baby, and you don't even mind, because you see some unlucky passenger beeing ordered FROM the plane he already boarded because they need to give room to someone else... And when the flight is LATE to depart because, as a cheerful pilot explains, "we were trying to FIX some COMPUTER MALFUNCTION, but finally we GAVE UP, but NO WORRIES, FOLKS, we still have two computers running out of three", you DON'T EVEN CARE because you are still afraid they will ask YOU to abandon your seat in favor of someone else...

So just do us both a favor, and write the fucking trip report. Please. :-)

[rusty_halo.livejournal.com]

Hey, I TOLD you to fly jetBlue. My flight got in early. :P

(I'm sorry you had such a hard time of it. Glad you made it home safe!)

[witling.livejournal.com]

That's a lot of fans of herself_nyc. ;)

What is up with people googling totally bizarre phrases? It would never, ever occur to me to google some of that stuff. Like, for instance, "mated." WTF? What are you possibly expecting to find with that search? I can't even imagine.

I'm a little tired, though, so that could be it.

Glad you're home! Glad you're back in the land of the vegan!