Yay! Marsters Wank!

[rusty_halo]

Christmas has come early! It's Marsters wank! Here, here, here, and here.

I'm at least as amused by all the fangirls jumping to defend poor, misunderstood James as I am by the king of pretentious cluelessness, Marsters himself.

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Last night's Sean Bean movie was A Woman's Guide to Adultery. I got through a half hour, then I had to fast forward and just watch the Sean Bean scenes. I don't know if I've ever seen a more annoying movie. My understanding of the plot is that a whole bunch of self-absorbed morons ramble on incessantly. Also, they cheat on their spouses and get punished for being awful people. But not even in a fun way, in a endless talky boring way.

On the plus side, Sean Bean was naked, and a major plot point was a photo of his ass that they kept showing. Yay! Also he was young and gorgeous and arrogant, which makes him extra hot. On the minus side, his haircut made my eyes burn. Mullets are not attractive. Ever. On anyone.

I should probably just stop on this Sean Bean marathon and watch "Extremely Dangerous," "Stormy Monday," and "Sharpe" a few more times instead. What's next in my Netflix queue? "Troy"? "North Country"? "Black Beauty"?? "Scarlett"??? Gaah!!! Help!!!!

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I did take a break from Sean Bean movies and rented The Living Daylights, the first Timothy Dalton Bond movie. I actually liked this better than expected. Timothy Dalton was ahead of his time with a harder-edged Bond. He was pretty hot, too, but weird looking. The movie itself was okay, a product of its time with an AIDS-inspired monogamous Bond. It felt really dated, though, particularly with its Russian villains and Afghan heroes. But it was entertaining enough.

Comments

[psubrat.livejournal.com]

There's been lots of wank this week! Christmas has indeed come early!

[chase820.livejournal.com]

Since I was raised Methodist, crazy Christian cracks do sting a little bit.

But I never mistook Marsters for a genius, or for a personal friend. If he wants to post silly shit on his website, whatever.

I just find it amazing that enough people still care enough about him to notice this. I guess I'm much more fickle when it comes to my fannish interests.

[queenofthorns.livejournal.com]

Hee! You know what Bean’s said himself about “A Woman’s Guide”? “I were crap in it.” Which I think is a little unfair, because actually the movie itself was crap!!

Now, let’s see – I think I can give you better Beanie choices than that. Have you seen “Bravo Two Zero” (it’s pretty good for what it is – being a British film about the first Iraq war, it’s alla bout a failed mission rather than a successful one!); “The Big Empty” (Bean as mysterious, possibly alien cowboy); or I can loan you some of my R2 films like “Anna karenina” and “Caravaggio” :P

[ludditerobot.livejournal.com]

The first Dalton movie wasn't half bad. The second... wasn't either. More like 3/4ths. Maybe more.

[jolielaide.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA. Thank you so much for bringing the awesome wank to my attention. Marsters is a moron, and the fans are funny! How's that for alliteration? (Also, just a gentle FYI, the second link, to spikesfool's LJ, is NSFW. Meep!)

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands together* such GOOD wank, too. JM fandom never lets me down :D