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Um ... um... um...

I think I just died and went to heaven.

Someone pinch me. Am I dreaming?

I think my scream must've woken all the neighbors.


Reposted from MySpace:

You wanted it, you got it. Hamstrung on the highway...

THE ALL HAMERICAN PIG SHOW 2006


That's right, squealers. Stock up on liquor and lube, the LORD of LARD cometh. If you see your city here or near, join the PIG SQUAD immediately and await further instructions. (Send an email with your full name and city to pigsquad@theswining.com to get the invitation.)

The PIG line up will be announced as soon as we've got confirmation from the various correctional facilities and parole officers involved. This ain't ya mama's PIG show, ya filthy swine.

We're taking BELLA MORTE along for their believable faces and stylish gear. More surprises in store, keep ya eyes peeled and watch the show listings right on this page for confirmed dates.

Tampa, FL
Orlando, FL
Jacksonville, FL
Atlanta, GA
Charleston, SC
Charlotte, NC
Richmond, VA
Washington, DC
Philadelphia, PA
New York, NY
Boston, MA
Toronto, CANADA
Buffalo, NY
Pittsburgh, PA
Cleveland, OH
Detroit, MI
Columbus, OH
Indianapolis, IN
Chicago, IL
Milwaukee or Madison, WI
Cedar Falls or Cedar Rapids, IA
Omaha or Lincoln, NE
Kansas City, MO
Denver, CO
Salt Lake City, UT
Vancouver, CANADA
Seattle, WA
Portland, OR
San Francisco, CA
Los Angeles, CA
San Diego, CA
Las Vegas, NV
Phoenix, AZ
Albuquerque, NM
Dallas, TX
Houston, TX
New Orleans, LA
Memphis, TN
St. Louis, MO




...you gonna be alright there, kid?



::splutters::

::dies::

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Date: 2006-03-09 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kantrip.livejournal.com
oh hell and damn yeah...

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Date: 2006-03-09 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com
My thoughts exactly.

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Date: 2006-03-09 01:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] 10zlaine.livejournal.com
Jesus Christ.

The thing is, I know that you totally, actually DID squeal when you read that--didn't you?!

Man, I never would have thought an extensive tour like that. Something's wrong with the universe...the Sister's have a tour, and now Pig? What's next? The Beatles?

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Date: 2006-03-09 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com
ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

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Date: 2006-03-09 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rockgoddes.livejournal.com
I can't tell you how happy I am for you. You of all people need to get to as many shows as you can, and you know if you wanted to come up here you have a place to stay!

::squees for you::

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Date: 2006-03-09 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com
Ahhhh, I love you Sharon, I know you totally get how awesome this is because you are one of my few friends who experiences the exact same kind of total excitement over seeing your favorite bands.

And seriously, this very well may be what finally gets me to Toronto. :)

::MASSIVE SQUEES:::

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Date: 2006-03-09 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rockgoddes.livejournal.com
Ahhhh, I love you Sharon, I know you totally get how awesome this is because you are one of my few friends who experiences the exact same kind of total excitement over seeing your favorite bands.

Down to my DNA structure, honey - every time you write about music it's like I wrote it myself.

And since I get to see my favouritest band tonight and am in total squee mode over it, I think it's only fair that you get to see yours too, and a lot, damn it!

Keep me posted if you want to head this way...

{{HUGS}}

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Date: 2006-03-09 05:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aea
Dude...

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Date: 2006-03-09 06:18 pm (UTC)
aea: (Default)
From: [personal profile] aea
And I'll get to see Bella Morte and find out if I'm hep to their jive. Thank you so much for the info.

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Date: 2006-03-09 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rusty_halo.livejournal.com
Yay!

Dude, I'm going to end up seeing Bella Morte at least 10 times this year. Plus twice last year and once way back when. They're going to be the band I've seen second-most-often ever. Crazy. (And I don't even like them that much. I do think their sense of humor will fit nicely with Pig, though.)

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Date: 2006-03-14 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] d-irge.livejournal.com
Portland & Seattle, eh? I'll have to keep a watch out for this.

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