rusty_halo

Um ... um... um...

I think I just died and went to heaven.

Someone pinch me. Am I dreaming?

I think my scream must've woken all the neighbors.

Reposted from MySpace:

You wanted it, you got it. Hamstrung on the highway...

THE ALL HAMERICAN PIG SHOW 2006

That's right, squealers. Stock up on liquor and lube, the LORD of LARD cometh. If you see your city here or near, join the PIG SQUAD immediately and await further instructions. (Send an email with your full name and city to pigsquad@theswining.com to get the invitation.)

The PIG line up will be announced as soon as we've got confirmation from the various correctional facilities and parole officers involved. This ain't ya mama's PIG show, ya filthy swine.

We're taking BELLA MORTE along for their believable faces and stylish gear. More surprises in store, keep ya eyes peeled and watch the show listings right on this page for confirmed dates.

Tampa, FL
Orlando, FL
Jacksonville, FL
Atlanta, GA
Charleston, SC
Charlotte, NC
Richmond, VA
Washington, DC
Philadelphia, PA
New York, NY
Boston, MA
Toronto, CANADA
Buffalo, NY
Pittsburgh, PA
Cleveland, OH
Detroit, MI
Columbus, OH
Indianapolis, IN
Chicago, IL
Milwaukee or Madison, WI
Cedar Falls or Cedar Rapids, IA
Omaha or Lincoln, NE
Kansas City, MO
Denver, CO
Salt Lake City, UT
Vancouver, CANADA
Seattle, WA
Portland, OR
San Francisco, CA
Los Angeles, CA
San Diego, CA
Las Vegas, NV
Phoenix, AZ
Albuquerque, NM
Dallas, TX
Houston, TX
New Orleans, LA
Memphis, TN
St. Louis, MO

...you gonna be alright there, kid?