Fan mail to Spike (Not Marsters. Spike.)

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Seriously. I get at least one of these a month.

Below is the result of your feedback form. It was submitted by
[name removed to protect the innocent] on Friday, June 30, 2006 at 12:22:42
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comments: Hello Spike.
My name is Celena, i am 13 years old and i wondering if you could send a autografh to me? I lives in Sweden and i have write a book
abot you and Angel, you see that i am in love with a guy i think is VERY sexiii and the book´ name is: Love?? Vampirelife?? It its
come out to the world you maby could read it??
You will reconice it, i promes.... And i love when you are a vampire!! Yeah thats it´s i hope you will read my book!
And my adress is:
[name and address removed]
63343 Eskilstuna
Sweden
Thanxx!

In other news: JetBlue, I hate you.

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Ah yes, I know that type. Sadly, there are always some around.

I should consider myself happy I never got fan mail addressed to the DEAD actor I once had a page about... Apparently, people grasp more easily the concept of "once lived, but now is dead" than "is a vampire and has obviously never existed in this world".